Via a tweet from NHASC we have this list of 100 Ways You Know You’re a Swinger. I could relate to all but one or two but the following really struck home:

3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can’t go out with them this weekend.

5. You know most of your friends’ by their first names (Rich & Jen, Frank & Beth) but you don’t know their last names.

20. You’ve hugged your friends goodnight while naked.

22. The word “slut” has become a term of endearment.

34. You’ve invited friends over and made porn.

42. You take photos of yourself with your head out of the frames, on purpose.

46. You frequently use the term “Friends of friends” when explaining how you know certain people.

60. On Christmas, there are certain presents that can’t be opened in front of your family.

81. Your sexual fantasies never last very long… Because they keep coming true!

89. After 25 years, people still ask if you’re newlyweds.