{"id":238,"date":"2014-07-12T10:22:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-12T17:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sexclubdiary.com\/?p=238"},"modified":"2018-06-10T17:52:24","modified_gmt":"2018-06-11T00:52:24","slug":"so-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sexclubdiary.com\/?p=238","title":{"rendered":"So true"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via a tweet<\/a> from NHASC<\/a> we have this list of 100 Ways You Know You’re a Swinger<\/em><\/a>. I could relate to all but one or two but the following really struck home:<\/p>\n

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3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can\u2019t go out with them this weekend.<\/p>\n

5. You know most of your friends\u2019 by their first names (Rich & Jen, Frank & Beth) but you don\u2019t know their last names.<\/p>\n

20. You\u2019ve hugged your friends goodnight while naked.<\/p>\n

22. The word \u201cslut\u201d has become a term of endearment.<\/p>\n

34. You\u2019ve invited friends over and made porn.<\/p>\n

42. You take photos of yourself with your head out of the frames, on purpose.<\/p>\n

46. You frequently use the term \u201cFriends of friends\u201d when explaining how you know certain people.<\/p>\n

60. On Christmas, there are certain presents that can\u2019t be opened in front of your family.<\/p>\n

81. Your sexual fantasies never last very long\u2026 Because they keep coming true!<\/p>\n

89. After 25 years, people still ask if you\u2019re newlyweds.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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