Overheard

Bob: You’re leaving me!

Jo: It’s something I have to do.

Bob: I don’t want you to leave.

Jo: I’ll come back.

Bob: How do I know that is true?

Jo: I’m not putting on any clothes. I promise I’ll come back to bed.

Bob (pouting): I’ll miss you the entire time you are gone.

Jo (laughing): You are such a goof.